Toronto Escorts In The News!

How do you know the Olympics are coming? The hookers have arrived! Yes, a report out of Vancouver this week noted that “thousands of prostitutes are expected to descend on the West Coast city” to cash in on the swelling numbers of fans, media and Olympic employees. Did you say “media”? Ahem. “Cha-ching!” exalted one local escort. “If you know how to work it, it could be huge. You’re damn right.” We’re guessing the standard rates still apply. But the “biathlon” can get a little pricey… From the Dept. of Huh?: San Francisco 49ers tight end Vernon Davis has been named the honorary captain of the U.S. Olympic men’s curling team. Davis has already made several public service announcements for the roaring game. The “captain” will be spending a few days at the Games, including a VIP experience at the Vancouver Curling Club. Said Davis to the New York Times: “I look forward to learning more and meeting those guys and finding out what their practice is like.” Well, Vernon, football practice is a lot like curling practice, only “two-a-days” are the number of Tylenol you take after a night in the Patch.

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