Toronto Escorts In The News!

Down here on Queens Quay, we’re abuzz with questions about the G20 summit.
Like, what colour gas mask is hot? And should we get one for the poodle?
War’s a bitch.
The Gestapo, or whoever’s running this show, unveiled the summit security curtain on Friday and Queens Quay is the southern front. Now we know how Sicily felt in World War II.
We’ve braced for months. Long gone is any hope the G20 would join the G8 in Huntsville and be eaten by blackflies.
So we’re trapped in The Billion-Dollar Danger Zone (BDDZ). You yobs in Scarborough, Rexdale and Mississauga, quit smirking.
Keep your drug gangs, grow-ops and massage parlours. Leave the anarchists to us.
We’ll sic our chihuahuas on ‘em. That’ll teach them to badmouth corporate stalwarts like Taco Bell.

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